dejavu394:

lexlifts:

alyssaaraee:

i didn’t know alpacas were so majestic

it is my goal to have one of these in my backyard when i am older 

The emperors new groove got it right

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Timestamp: 1396517417

misterjuantastic:

i love how you can see him going from “wh-” to “goofy you piece of shit”

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Timestamp: 1396517372

nippled:

*throws flower petals at you* be my friend

(via bongair)

xiumania:

im so glad fanfiction sometimes looks like those basic formatted websites u read for deeply detailed paragraphs on educational subjects

my dad just walked into my room and saw words on my computer and was like “oh ur studying sorry” when i was actually reading about two boys fucking in a storage room on a cruise ship

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renakat11:

pastycake:

uhttractive:

twerkjakeiscanon:

shattered—colors:

gifs-for-fun:

I installed it without directions…

I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard

oh my god same

put different colored lightbulbs and youve got yourself a fun time

can you post how to install it this way?

(via karinasrainbow)

Timestamp: 1396517337

When I wake up on my birthday:

sodamnrelatable:

What I expect my parents have planned:

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What they actually do:

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0wenhart:

whats a little anal sex between friends

(via livelaughawesome)

"Ok so why the fuck….."

Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

(Source: volumesofsilence, via infamous-hope)

drdavidbrinner:

drdavidbrinner:

Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”

so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL” 

the girl did it. truly inspiring.

I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south. 

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chipotlazy:

never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie

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